An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
where did that come from
I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
how you know you’ve made a fandom an unsafe place:
Party Post! Happy Birthday John and Jane! For your present I gave you a Dad, I’m doing this human birthday thing right, right?
You can check out my scalemate tag, for more insanity.
HAPPY APRIL 13th EVERYONE!
what the fuck I would complain about how long its going to take me to tag this but obviously youve put 1000% more work into sewing these than its gonna take me to tag everything
headcanon that dave lays on top of john when he wants attention
not even in a sexual way just
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
You guys don’t understand
- “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
- then ships
- then OTPs
- then OTPs among OTPs
- then THE OTP