me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged
I’ll bite your legs off!
It’s just a flesh wound.
The single greatest scene in cinematic history.
(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)
college is a truly amazing place
Parents repeating themselves
I feel this on a spiritual level.
And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!? That’s not how you ride!”
I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the
centaur of attention
Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
Neil DeGrasse Tyson throwing some of the most incredible shade I’ve ever seen.
Look at this
I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse
Harry James you precious baby
I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO
It was so calculated
He remembered that conversation
actual, possible redemption for Voldemort
he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved
before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together
Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself
unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
So I guess I’m a homosexual male that has been smitten by an 800 year old warlock that throws parties for his cat
Alec and Magnus
The Mortal Instruments: City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FORESHADOWING(via izzytheheartbreaker)
The Mortal Instruments Series ~ First and Last Words
no but imagine Alecs reaction to Magnus bringing home a baby
"Honey I’m home!"
"Great! How did the lecture go?"
AND THEN HE JUST HOLDS UP A FUCKING CHILD LIKE
why did they give it to Magnus so casually “They hand the child over to Magnus.”
did Magnus ask for it