tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was
i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug
Bonus point if you add some mythos about me
I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?
Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON
OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.
This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.
It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?
TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.
when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.
okay, well, first of all when writing dirk’s dialogue i always think about the balance between him being very terse and very wordy. like there are times when dirk will answer with one word and there are times when he’ll answer with a three-paragraph essay. this depends on the situation and how comfortable dirk is in it, like, he kind of retreats into short sarcastic comments when he’s less comfortable (like with jake) but he’ll go off on rambling tangents with jane because he’s more comfortable being himself with her. dirk often plays the straight man (in the character type sense…. not like…… yeah) with jake because jake is so ridiculous that dirk is often just doing the conversational version of (looks at camera like he’s on the office). but when dirk is doing most of the talking in a conversation, he loosens up and starts sounding completely ridiculous.
so that’s what i think about when i do pesterlogs. and with narration, i think the most important thing to get right for dirk is the balance between arrogance and self-loathing. like dirk hates himself but if you write him as self-hating it comes off wrong because he also thinks he’s the best. so sometimes even his self-loathing is a thing he exalts about himself, like, “i’m the MOST messed up and i hate myself WAY more than anyone else.” even when dirk thinks negative things about himself it’s kind of in a self-aggrandizing way.
and obviously the most important thing is just that dirk hates being out of control, so he can never give up an inch or back down in any way.
the other thing is that i often use AR as a way to voice thoughts that dirk wouldn’t let himself have. like if dirk is feeling mushy about jake he wouldn’t be like “ugh i love jake” but AR can be like “lol you looooooove him” and dirk can be like “shut the fuck up.” i usually think of AR as an externalized version of the voice in the back of your head that you don’t want to listen to.
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.